This is too funny

I might get shot by my neighbor for doing this but I am going to get a PINK FLAMINGO and put it in my yard today. You see she has taken it upon herself to tack up her yard by sticking little flags (American) which belong hung up not stuck in the ground. (personal opinion) she made sure one was stuck where I could see, If the moonlight was NOT so bright I would have pulled it up this am.

I am going today, debated whether or not to get my own American Flags to put on the flamingo thought that to be distasteful.  I am however getting lights to enhance its ugliness and putting it RIGHT IN HER VISION SO SHE MIGHT NOT WANT TO SIT ON HER FRONT PORCH AND LOOK AT MY YARD.... I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING MY ASS OFF ALL MORNING. My prayers are answered. I am too quick witted for my own good. like I said I may get shot for this but if I do we all know who did it Anne or Steve Fincher or their daughter Stevi. well that is all... it isn't like the adults in the house across the street haven't threatened me before ahem. Aries signing off tried and true.